Sassy Replies to Email Subject Lines

Sassy Replies to Email Subject Lines

A subject line in an email advertisement should make you want to act – preferably by opening the email and looking at the offer. Because of some really goofy subject lines, I wouldn’t even think of opening the email.

I think the amount of nonsense emails has really gotten out of hand, so I decided to do something about it…

Some Sassy Replies To Email Subject Lines

Subject: Who’s the King?
Reply: Elvis

Subject: The Best Laid Plans of Mice and Crocs
Reply: As Observed by an Alligator

Subject: Mike G is Going to Blow Your Mind
Reply: No Thank you!

Subject: Something BIG just hit…something very BIG!
Reply: …and it splattered all over the sidewalk, YUCK!

Subject: This one thing ______ is ________
Reply: My reply to that is ________!

Subject: Join Now and be put in Rotator
Reply: Ouch! No Thanks!

Subject: Dollarz Blaster – It Works While You Sleep!
Reply: …and have nightmares as your hard earned money is tossed out the window

Subject: Got Ten Bucks?
Reply: Yes…and I’m gonna keep it.

Subject: Systems Work, People Fail
Reply: I don’t agree, so I won’t read your email!

Subject: People Fail – – Systems Work
Reply: Sounds like the other one, Must be a Quirk

Subject: Shhhh! Can You Keep a Secret?
Reply: Nah! I don’t want to.

Subject: Don’t! Mom’s Only!
Reply: My Gosh! I certainly Won’t!

Subject: Why? Advise Please…
Reply: Why what?

Subject: Have You Seen This?
Reply: No

Subject: you are not jumping off the cliff…
Reply: Really, you got that right! I’m sitting at my computer!

Subject: “Stop! You’re Not Qualified to Read This!”
Reply: Fine! I won’t!

Subject: Soon to be Gone Forever
Reply: Oh Well, guess I missed it

Subject: *don’t let this kill your business
Reply: What? An asterisk can kill my business?! Nah!

Subject: it’s jason, one more day…
Reply: jason who?

Subject: Do Not Ignore! Trust Me!!! Man
Reply: I’m a woman!

Subject: Don’t Give Up!
Reply: I wasn’t considering it!

Subject: Help! I Am On Fire!
Reply: Not sure I’ll get there on time – instead of writing an email, try dialing ‘911’

Subject: Here’s How to get 1370 hits Tonight
Reply: No Thanks! I’m not even interested in getting hit once!

Subject: Hi Check This Out before Midnight
Reply: ooop’s! It arrived too late!

Subject: Please Help Me Out Today « DON’T DELETE»
Reply: Okay, I won’t delete today, but tomorrow I will…hope that helps!

Subject: Living Longer and Stronger
Reply: Good on You!

Subject: Congrats for joining…
Reply: but I didn’t!!!

Subject: DOUBLE IT!
Reply: Okay and I raise you one!

Subject: Finily Made Easy
Reply: What’s a Finily?

Subject: I’m Back From Las Vegas
Reply: hope you had a great trip!

Reply: What? What? Where did it go???

Subject: DO NOT DELETE! This is what you were looking for!
Reply: Nope. I’m sure it isn’t what I was looking for.

Subject: Make money with your computer
Reply: …by selling it


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